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From Zero to BlitzedWe stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
- $9.00
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Roller Rink RoyaltyWho cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's on your feet or your a$$.
- $9.00
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They Call Me UnsinkableThey float now?! They float now. These dark blue floating sunglasses with dark blue reflective water-repellent lenses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie. If the Titanic were made out of Tidal Gs, it never would...
- $13.50
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Conversation Pit RegularThese rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit. Go ahead, lose yourself in a sunken lounge of ochre pillows & bad decisions.
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Cleared for TakeoffTake flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
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Sea Foam Party FavorThese floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments. Featuring light blue Tidal G frames and blue reflective water-repellent lenses, you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your core gives out and you flop like an exhausted...
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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Slightly Overcooked LegendPut a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
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That New Asphalt SmellAhhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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Eternally in Turbo ModeCan't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
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Shadowboxing My DemonsWhat's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
- $10.50
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Lawn Mower Drag RaceRev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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Deja Vu DaydreamDo you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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Colossal Squid ConfessionsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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Buoys Don't CryFloating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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